I think people that use umbrellas on sunny days are mentally retarded.
I hate wasps and bees and all those little shits.
When I was little, I would be terrified if my mom was drinking like a sprite while driving, because I thought it was illegal to “drink and drive.”
When I was little, I always heard stories about girls getting raped, but I thought they said “raked”, so I was deathly afraid of people using rakes, and rakes in general. I had nightmares about being “raked” to death.
Why do people talk to themselves out loud in public?
If you have a rolling backpack, I hate you. By default.
I want to get my anti eyebrow pierced.
I don’t believe in Helen Keller. Yeah, I said it.
I saw a guy get on the bus who was blind and was coincidently wearing visors. WHY?
Some old drunk got on the bus in some busted up misfits shirt. It made me laugh.
I’m really short, and petite jeans are still way to long for me, so I insist they start making super petite jeans. Until then…I will have to buy capris and wear them as jeans.
Scotty Cramner. That’s it.
Why do rich kids get the swing sets that are made out of like, fake, softish wood? When I was a kid, I either had a metal swingset that got so hot during the summer you couldnt even use it because it would burn the shit of out of you, or a wooden swingset that gave you constant splinters.
When I was little I always wanted a pool with a slide. So I resorted to a plastic kiddy pool, and putting my wooden slide in it, and when my friend slid down, she was kinda holding onto the wood on the edge of the METAL BURNING slide, and got a splinter way up under her fingernail. Epic.
With all this road construction, the roads are still shit.
That’s it.
